The night after Live Aid, Freddie Mercury and Elton John ("Sharon and Melina") meet for a drug-fueled, raunchy game of bingo. Their night of epic debauchery and camaraderie is suddenly interrupted by the arrival of an equally drugged-out David Bowie, and tensions and conflicts in their relationships will put all of their friendships to the test. But first of all, and hopefully last, "THE HUMAN CONDITION IS ONE THAT REQUIRES A LITTLE ANESTHESIA!" A farce, somewhat based on truth, but mostly fictionalized.